*It has a beautiful flavor.
*Why don't I have naval lint today?
*In this campaign, we're strong believers in the power of polls.
*The stock doubled overnight on takeover news. Why weren't the insiders buying?
*Don't eat this herb before sex.
*I put two pairs of socks in the wash, and three came out.
*I'm just an actor. Why are you asking me all these political questions?
*This sunset looks like a bad watercolor.
*I'm still waiting to get born again.
*That mosquito I just killed...I wonder what it was doing at this time last week.
*By comparing performances against the same opponents, I've concluded there's a 78% probability I'll get knocked out by the fourth round.
*I used to think I was spiritually enlightened. But it was just arrogance.
*That mosquito I just killed...I wonder what it was doing at this time last week.
*By comparing performances against the same opponents, I've concluded there's a 78% probability I'll get knocked out by the fourth round.
*I used to think I was spiritually enlightened. But it was just arrogance.
*I just can't seem to get this shit smell off my hands.
*Hell, if I were 8 inches shorter, I couldn't have made a high school team, let alone a professional one.
*The doctor gave him six months to live, but he died in four.
*In the next gallery, you'll see some of the finest examples of pre-cubist art.
*I'd drop belief in a biblical creation in a second if there were evidence otherwise.
*The power went out at 4:00. Fortunately, I saved all my work at 3:59.
*In the next gallery, you'll see some of the finest examples of pre-cubist art.
*I'd drop belief in a biblical creation in a second if there were evidence otherwise.
*The power went out at 4:00. Fortunately, I saved all my work at 3:59.
*The enemy claims that they're not targeting civilians. Actually, it's true.
*Yes, I used to take steroids. Now I'm clean, and you can test me anytime.
*Yes, I used to take steroids. Now I'm clean, and you can test me anytime.
*This tsunami is god's punishment for, for...well, I'm not sure what it's for.
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